Hey everyone..After careful review of our records, the San Antonio fertility clinic and the motion picture industry of America has decided to rate my wife, Melanie Elaine Kirk, as PG (pregnant)! Woo Hoo!! My boys can ride the chute!!! Many of you may not know, but Melanie and I invested in the IVF (in vitro fertilization) process and introduced our cellular biological reproductive parts to each other in a petri dish. I kind of look at it as a big water park. We just threw everyone into the pool and 3 of the winners got to ride down the Schlitterbaun (water slide) 2 weeks ago. We are so excited. Melanie and I just found out this morning at 10:50 AM that we are going to have to grow up and become responsible parents in 9 months. Guess that would make February or March a good time to have a baby or two or three. We shall see. I wish you could have seen Melanie's face when she got the news. She looked like she was about to cry. She was sitting by the phone all day, pacing around the house and trying to stay busy, but she just couldn't stand the anticipation. I was out in the yard mowing the lawn when Melanie stepped out of the house for a brief moment to give me some gatorade to drink, then....her senses picked up the ringing of the phone and she dashed into the house to grab the phone. Well,...gotta go and balance the ol checkbook and take a cold hard look at those finances. Thanks for all of your prayers and support!

Here is the latest and greatest photo. Hope you aren't bored.  We are at 7 weeks and counting when this photo was taken on June 15th, 2000. For those of you who haven't heard. It's twins. Just like Arnold Schwartzenegger and Danny Devito. Scott and Melanie Kirk

Hey gang,

I thought that this might be the easiest way to share our pregnancy experience with those who are interested without clogging everyone's e-mail with photo's. Let me know what you think!  We just finished our last visit with the San Antonio Fertility Center and have now graduated to our OBGYN. We have our amnio scheduled for September 5th, and will know the sex of our babies approximately two weeks after that. The web address is given below:

http://www.world-net.net/home/sakirk/pregnancy/melanie.htm

Scotty-P (The "P" stands for Proud Papa to be)
Congrats and Good job, Scott. Surprisingly, the fetus on the right looks remarkably like the milkman.......which is actually a compliment. The one on the left looks like Stork. <grin> Ronnie G. Robinson
Congratulations and our Prayers are with the four of you that all go well.  Unfortunately, I saw Ronnie G's reply and I might have to agree with his views.:) God Bless Jerry & Tracey Collazo & Family
Were those butt cracks or schlongs?  Oink. Congrats to both of you and we look forward to meeting both of them! As always, remember your friends are here to help, don't hesitate to ask. Later,
p.s.  Mel, did Scott troll for a father's day present already?
John Rosenwald and Family
What a boyky! We are very proud of you and Melanie. Cheers George and Liesl
Congratulations!  Kay Cuclis
They look just like you!!!!!!!  Congratulations!! Cindy Orchard
I'll be damned.  Seems those long hours/days away from home weren't quite long distance enough!  Congratulations to you both. Traditions like "The Dance of the Leprechaun", "New York - New York", and the HHG will live on and on as the Spencers, Oylers, Rosenwalds, Chris & Annette, and now the Kirks continue to add to the census.  Best wishes from us both, Fred & Sherry Shows
Hi Scott and Melanie, Congratulations on the twins. Hope all goes well with everyone. I could not decode the attachment (photo) but am assuming it is 7 weeks till they arrive (photo of scan) rather than seven weeks after arrival - by which time they'll probably have their own names and be impressing you with their own personalities ! David "the piper" Stevenson
Congratulations and Best Wishes to Both of You, how exciting....twins, I think some places may offer twin insurance (don't advise that you know yet) and when the births occur, you may be able to double up on goods (strollers, etc. 2 x for the insurance).  Let me know how the pregnancy goes along, I hear the father can experience symptons also along with the mother-to-be...sometimes the mothers fair better than the fathers...   Hope to hear from you soon.    Love to all.   Betty Sue
Congrats you guys!!!! We're both happy for y'all and GOOD LUCK. Gloria and Alfred Ramirez
I think your doctor has a vivid imagination to call those two little blips twins.  Congatulations on your news.   Hope you guys can handle double the fun, double the diapers, double the midnight feedings.... Lynn & Steve Knight
That is awesome!  Congrats dude!  Brian Moon
congrats scott and melanie! That's great! Kim Fuller
Congratulations on the twins...that is so cool. Michael Flores
You will never know how happy I am for you two!!! I got the news and instantly thanked God for the blessing!!! I am out in Colorado and will be returning home Wednesday. I have spent three weeks with David. It has been wonderful...one to have time without kids and two to see David and this beautiful country! I am getting a little homesick I must confess!! The wedding is in only two weeks...I still have so much to do and so little money!!:-) I am sure the Lord will provide a way He always does, doesn't He?! Again condratulations, best wishes, good luck and God be with you both!!!! Keep me posted on your progress. I will do the same!! Much love to the four of you!!! Ann Kelly
Hi Scott!   congratulations on the twins!!  I hope all is well with you and Melanie!   Take care! Natalie   McClean
Hi.  I am so very happy for the two of you.  Multiple births are not that unusual with in vitro, but from one egg it's a jackpot.  Congratulations to you both and please keep sending the baby pictures they are great!!!!!  Hugs and a million happy kisses to you both,  PS:   Scott Mike's computer is down and I picked up the picture at work so be sure to re-send your baby pictures to him later this week. Thanks. Maggie Marrero
Oh you guys, I'm SO happy for you!  I'm so excited, and I would like to be one of the first to offer to babysit, seriously!  I have experience too, so you can trust me!  Well Mel, what do you have to say to Deb's notion that two make you complete?  As if you weren't already.  Go girl!  Remember what I told you at Ninfa's Scott...two keep each other company, and I don't think it's any harder to manage than with just one.  I must have known to offer that premature encouragement!  I love you guys! Congratulations! Annette Garza
Congrats to both of you from me down here. Cheers Gunter Graeter, Impregnation Engineer :)
Congratulations!!!  And as Pesci told me, We'll find the guy who did this and make him pay!!  God bless you two.  Having a good time in Annapolis. LJ and Christine Smith
Congratuations you two, we knew you had it in you (pun)! That is wonderful and Mel won't be real hot during that time, it will be just right for her! You won't have to worry about babysitters, EVERYONE will want to take care of your little one. Just keep on taking it easy and watch out for those cravings Mel is going to get. Really, Melanie just needs to be LAZY for a few days, eat some bon bons, etc. Ha! The eight cell little guy looks like you both, it is so cool to look at. I wonder why they don't wait until it divides even more before transfer? I'm sure you know the answer.Keep her stress free, rub her feet....that really helps a women to NEST! Talk to you later brother. We love you both.

So cool Scott........you never quit amazing me with your ideas and neat stuff. Can't believe Mel is showing that much but with twins I guess things speed up pretty good. I am so happy for you both!

Debi and Dennis Weyer
Hi Elvis,...got your note, best wishes in having a new baby. Hope everything is on track. Too bad the technology is so expensive. William "Helium" Auvil
CONGRATULATIONS! Nothing will be more rewarding, or more trying, than
children. You're both in for a wonderful ride. If multiples are in the
cards, I will DEFINITELY pray for you. They're a blast! Savor every
day...especially your sleep! LOL

Scott, you'd better treat Melanie REALLY well these next few months! That
"preggers" thing really throws your body for a loop.

Keep us posted. Glad to hear the great news. I know how frustrating that
infertility roller coaster ride can be, and it's NO FUN. Brent and I went
through many similar "events". Unless you've gone through it yourself, you
can never understand the emotions attached to each and every doctor visit.
Sure makes that call Melanie received worth it, huh?  ENJOY!

Melanie & Scott,
Congrats on the twins! You will have a wonderful time. This is such an
exciting time for you. Enjoy it all! If you haven't heard, the book "What
to expect when you're expecting" is a great book (as is "What to expect the
first year"). It's fun to read up on what's happening in the upcoming weeks
and months.

I was told by other multiple moms that the two things that are really
valuable are a set of swings and bouncers. Boy were they right! We really
liked the bouncers that came with the battery operated vibrator. That helped
a great deal with the colic. Later we could use them to feed both babies
when one wasn't so patient for the other to get done eating. I think these
were two of our most valuable investments.

My best friend in Houston was blessed with triplets 2 years ago. She
passed along a few tips that were really helpful, too. First, she said,
know that the first few months will be a blur...it's normal. Boy...she
wasn't kidding! Because her three kiddos looked a lot alike, she decided
that "color coding" the kids would also be a big help. She would dress one
mostly in blues, the other in greens, etc. At first I didn't think too much
of this. But when our babies came so unexpectantly 2 months early, we
really relied on the "color coding" to keep the medicines under control
(each baby had several different medicines that needed to be given at
different times). We could confirm at a glance that we were dosing the
right baby. This may seem strange, but at 2a.m., you don't care! LOL

Good luck...and enjoy!
Recy

No need to every apologize for taking time to reply. I think you two are
just a bit busy these days!

So very glad to hear Melanie is doing well. It's such a very exciting time
(just found out another friend, who's been trying for 7 years, is now
pregnant!) Enjoy every single minute of it. Isn't this fun?

I really hope all continues to go well with Melanie and the kiddos. The
preggers thing really throws you for a loop. Take care of her, Scott....and
yourself. Sleep will be of GREAT premium in a couple of months! LOL

Best wishes always,
Recy

Recy (Terry) Moore
Congrats you guys! I am so happy for you both.  love yall! Whitney Weyer
Congratulation. Keep me posted. I know Skipgrambo is excited. Good luck you two. Love you,

Scott and Melanie, WOW! This sonogram is the greatest, I can't believe what I am looking at. TWO, oh boy, get another job or two. Keep me posted, this is just too great. Love you, Nancy Hey Scott, now I know why you wanted me to learn this computer!!!!!

Nancy Keeter
Scott,You can fool us once, but twice, not a chance. I know your April Fool jokes can last a bit longer so please give it to us straight or we might have to hurt you. Ha! Ha! Thanks for the e-mail. Talk to ya'll later.   Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it could be done. I hope ya'll didn't take offense at my off-the-wall humor from my previous e-mail. I was just joking around with Scott since he pulled a fast one on all of us on 1 Apr 00. Donna and myself are really happy for ya'll. Donna says that you two would make good parents. She really likes both of you. I think ya'll will do terrific. Keep us posted and we will keep ya'll in our prayers. Love you much. Cliff "the one and only" Cliff Kirk
Scott! What great news! Congratulations. If you can believe it, I had my son's 16th birthday party last weekend. I can still remember what it's like when you find out. Scary and exciting all at the same time.  Enjoy every moment, they fly by way too quick. I'd remind you that he/she will have to be enrolled in youth leage soccer, but that's a given. Congrats again, Jeff Davis
Congratulations Scott & Melanie! I am so excited for the both of you! I have been sitting back and observing families when Draven and I go out, oh how I miss my family setting. Something I worked so hard for all of my life, and I had finally gotten a grasp of what a truely meaningful, happy family was; was taken from me in one full swoop. I know that this baby is something that you two have been working hard for. So good luck to the both of you. Keep youselves healthy and get plenty of rest. I am happy for you both. God bless you three!  Love,                Taren and Draven Kirk
Congrats to the future parents!! Bets of luck for a beautiful, healthy baby!!  Love,

Hey, you two! (or should I say you four!!)
Thanks for the update. Love the website! Sounds like all is going great
and we couldn't be happier for you.

Love, Judi & Phil

Judi and Phil
Congrats to you and Melanie. We wish you the best. Take care. Love Aloma and Greg Nowell
Hey there! (your) Mom told me the wonderful news! wonderful news! Will continue to pray for Mel to have a safe pregnancy, and for you to get your act together twice as fast!!!  I love you guys and can't wait to hear more!  Again, congratulations and thanks be to God!  (PS Do you and Mel want to know the gender of the babies or are you into surprises?)  Love you,

I can't believe it. What am I going to do do? do do? I guess I will be knee deep in it, won't I? >>
Believe it! And yes, yes, you will definitely be knee deep in it =) Guess you will need TWO Diaper Genies (and an OBA -- or two!-- or whatever that oxygen thing was that Toby was talking about during our chat)

Thanks for the snapshot of the twins - funny how you labeled them Tweedle Dee/Dum - I was going to say something along similar lines, but out of respect for MEL, thought I would not go there =) As far as Arnold and Danny go, let's pray your kids are better looking (but equally well off!) - Love to all 4 of you!
Edie

Edie

Edie and Andy Krakowiak
Congrats. You'd better start stocking up on "Double-Mint Gum"! Matthew "Taco" Bell
Congratulations!
I wish I had something witty to say, but I am worried that it might come across
as 'mean'. You must be on an incredible 'high' right now.
Enjoy,
Mike "Nick" Conkling
Congratulations you two! Thanks for the phone call last week Scott. You got the right number. We had just gotten back from visiting my family in California and haven't had the time to really sit down and write you a note. Thanks for all the reunion photos too. If you know how I can get a reunion memory book, please let me know! Robert Schalle
Elvi,
Congrats. I'm sure you're swamped w/ "advice" but here's some more practical stuff.
Go out to eat every night. See every movie you could ever possibly want to. Sleep in every morning you can. Once the babies come it's all over but the diaper changing. Less work, More pay
Michael "Mango" and Lisa Carr
We hadn't heard. Congratulations AGAIN! We're excited for all 4 of you.  Lee & D. Lee and Dolores Wheeler
Congrats, you two!!
    ...does that mean a "midsummers night birth"?...
       
Chris and Karin Quinn
Hey, what's up? This is the first I've heard! Congratulations! (your swimmies must be mighty potent). Enjoy your privacy while it lasts...

Linda and Ernie Fry
Scottie P.....

Double congratulations; Ilse and I are really happy for both you and Mel.

Scotty......

I can't believe I still haven't personally congratulated you on the twins...I did call a couple of times, but you were allays out. All I can say is "I'm lame." But you knew that. I'm really happy for you guys; how are Mel and the babies doing? Have you been to any ultrasounds? I hope all is well. Keep me posted.

Ronnie
Ronnie and Ilse Medlock
Congrats, Scott & Melanie, Unfortunately, I cannot view the picture in my Netscape mail tool, here
at work.
Jaime Chunda
Hey Scott, way to go man!

    Now I understand why you were asking me the recipe of how to get blue or
pink socks! Congratulations for both of you! As you have proven, the only
effective recipe is to try hard and often!

    What can I tell you, this pregnancy/parenting stuff is great, especially
for us guys, we don't suffer most of the little inconveniences of the
pregnancy, our roll is more like giving support to the mothers to be, and
please their endless cravings…

    Please say hi to Mel, good luck and congratulations again! (Double!)

PS Do you know if your babies are in the same "bag"? Because if not, you
could have both blue AND pink socks! Let me know when you find out the
"color".
The Orozcos (Juan, Mariana and little Juan Carlos)
dude,
congrats - it's juice. are these your first? are they two of twelve? do they
have names,weights, tattoos, lengths, callsigns? hey , the cuban and i are
really happy for you. we just had our second girl on monday, the 26th.
you're a tough act to follow. her name is natalie rose, she weighed in at
8lbs 1oz and was 21 inches long. it looked like it hurt real bad! anyway,
get a new pair of running shoes - you'll need 'em.
thanx for the great news. say hi to da boyz!
juice
Jude Stafford and the little cuban
Hello all HHGers! Since John sent out an email I was able to copy his
mailing list. I had a major computer crash and lost my whole address book
and all of my old emails. How is everyone doing? Any HHG news that we are
missing out on? Not much going on here. Things are very quiet since Teryn
and Stefan left for Europe. It's very cold here at the moment which seems
so strange as my well-conditioned brain thinks that it should be 100 degrees
every day. Congratulations to everyone who has either gotten pregnant,
engaged, birthdayed or whatever that I've missed over the past few months.
My phone and computer are both working for the moment, which seems like a
miracle so I will try to better keep up with all the goings on. Tracy
Charles and Tracy Pilson
Scott-san...I think that you will make an excellant father and dad....You have it in you I know...by the by...i just wanted to thank you for all your efforts to get the gang back together again...It was one of the best times of my life....I didn't want it to end either...I was a teenager again with no worries because I was with my friends and was once again indestructable ....U DA MAN

LOVE (in a manly sorta fashion)

MOUSER
David and Kathy Vansickle
Bonjour Scott et Melanie!

Comment ca va ? Did you have a nice trip back to the US ? All the planes
first catch?  You were probably looking so handsome that they didn't have any choice to
place you in the business lounge!  How are the twins doing ? Any new pictures from them?  After you left we went back to Marseille with my family and we had a little honeymoon in Paris of three days before we left for South Africa. We've been waiting for our wedding since so long so we can't believe we
are finally married now!  At the moment we are taking care of our house, Sean has some crazy idea to
transform everything!  I think you will have to come back to visit us in Durban in South Africa
to see that!  We really wanted to thank you to have come from so far to be with us on our special day, it really meant a lot to us, we hope to see you soon maybe in the US and visit the future little Kirks,

Talk to you soon,

Steph and Sean.

Ps : did you have any news from Teryn and Stef?
Stephanie and Sean Fourier
Heard????????  Does this mean that You and Melanie are having a baby or babies????  Congratulations, that's great!!!

We are really out of the loop if we didn't hear about this.

Mark and Michelle Chipman
Hi Elvis,

Congratulations on your children.  Thanks for sharing the sonograms with
me. Hope things are going well for you.  Are you still with the Reserves in
Kingsville?
David Wallenburn
Hey Scott, this is Rey.   I used to work at Trivideom, and I helped out with the Shuttle video your were doing.  Just wanted to congratulate the both of you.  I'm not sure if I told you when we were working on the video, but I got married last January, and my wife, Stephanie is also very happy for both of you.  Drop me a line, and let me know how you are doing and how the video showing went. Rey Sindred
Hi Guys!

Congratulations on your little bambinos!  You guys just can't do the
"average" thing, can you?  No, you have to go and be twice as good as
everyone else in the reproductive arena!  Really, congratulations on the
twins.  We hope you will be around the weekend of July 15 because we'll be in San
Antonio then and are really looking forward to seeing y'all.  We're staying
the nights of the 15th and 16th with Stork and Jenny.  Hope to see you
around then. 
Molly and Rob Birkett